The new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows trailer, which includes a clip of Molly Weasley vs. Bellatrix Lestrange, had me all but jumping up and down in nerdy enthusiasm last night. So without further ado, I give you a list of badass movie one-liners, inspired by J.K. Rowling's awesomest mom ever. Anyway...
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" -Molly Weasley, future Deathly Hallows movie
"I don't believe in no-win scenarios" -Kirk from Star Trek
"The name's Bond...James Bond" -James Bond, from James Bond (duh)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" -The Princess Bride
"I'll make you an offer you can't refuse" -The Godfather
Often, badass lines are accompanied by equally badass actions. For example, the "Luke I am your father" card would not be nearly as effective if Darth Vader hadn't just cut off his son's hand. So the whole line is more like *hand chop* *scream* *Darth Vader says coolly* "No, Luke...I am your father." *audience horrified gasp*. Likewise, these next few...
"For Frodo" *charges the gates of Mordor* -Aragorn
"There is only one Lord of the Ring...and he does not share power!" *throws himself off tower* -Gandalf
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" *slams down staff on tiny bridge* -more Gandalf
"Fly, you fools!" *falls and dies* -Gandalf again
"I find your lack of faith disturbing" *force choke* -Darth Vader
As you can see, Lord of the Rings has a lot of epic lines. They're epic movies. Same thing with Star Wars. I could keep listing these, but then this post would be really, really long and I would reveal myself to be even nerdier than you already think I am. ;) Besides, I kinda want to hear your favorite badass lines...